Do you have a shorter name?

Every time I watch the movie (which is probably way too much), I swoon a bit when Bruce Willis says, “LeeLoo” like it’s the most beautiful name he’s ever heard.

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make me choose - oldwolfs + anon - corvo or and daud

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mythology - undines or water nymphs

The origin of the Undines (or Ondines) can best be traced all the way back to ancient Greece wherein mythology cites a clan of nymphs called Oceanides claimed the waters of the world as their home. The water nymphs or water spirits, belong to the Water Elemental, are are usually found in forest pools and waterfalls. They are said to have beautiful voices, which can be sometime heard singing over the sound of water that entices those that hear it. These beings are believed to be the daughters of Titan and his wife Tethys. Their presence in the oceans was legendary among seafarers. Mostly beneficent, Oceanides would aid water-travelers in navigation and provide safe sea-ways.In European lore, Undines are fabled to be the wandering spirits of love-lorn women.  According to some legends, Undines can receive a soul when they marry a human man and bear his child. This aspect of them has them to be a popular subject motif for romantic and tragic literature. Often with sailors being drawn to them by their tears of sorrow that composed the salty seas when wept having lost at love. Tales indicate that these female water spirits are enchantingly beautiful and reputed to be relatively benign, however, like most female spirits they’ve got a temper when crossed and can be force to be reckoned with.

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my heart says yes, but bioware says no

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 Houses of Westeros - House Greyjoy

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“Fry you son of a bitch.”


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Horses are faster than men. Horses are dumber than men.

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“I’m going to hunt down the shit-for-brains inventor of this crooked game and pull his inspiration out through his arsehole. Probably some smart-arsed salarian bastard.”

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"They’re only fictional characters, they’re not real."


"You shouldn’t get so emotional over a game."


"Why are you so obsessed? It’s just a video game.”


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I’m still kinda butthurt about Jaime Lannister

still kinda anally anguished about Jaime Lannister

still kinda colon-cross about Jaime Lannister

@noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination said: RUMPUS RUSTLED

still kinda posterior pained about Jaime Lannister

Still pretty tush troubled about Jamie Lannister.

Kinda fanny flustered about Jamie Lannister.

Maybe even a little derièrre devastated about Jamie Lannister.

I’m pretty bum burned about this too.

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loudchai asked: Zaeed/Jessie



Zaeed/YourShep :


"With all my knowledge and intrusion, I could never entirely predict you. I can feed the caterpillar and I can whisper through the chrysalis, but what hatches follows its own nature and is beyond me."

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